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🤧UNDER THE WEATHER 🤒 Meaning - Feeling ill / getting cold 🤧 Example - my mom was feeling a bit under the weather 🍬🍬 @FUNLEARNINGACTIVITY 💡💡💡💡💡💡

A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells the officer, "You shouldn't make my husband work like that, he's exhausted." The officer laughs and says, "Are you kidding? He just eats, sleeps, and stays in his cell all day." The wife replies, "Liar! he just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months." Read 📚 and record 🎙

Why does a pig have no neck One day, a pig saw a woman lying dead under a tree, flat on her back. He immediately ran to the hyena and told him, "I found a dead body! Your favourite food! It's a female human! I know how much you love to eat dead bodies. As a matter of fact, humans are super delicious and they taste wonderful. I'll show you where the body is, but you'll have to pay me first, buddy!" The hyena looked with amazement and said, "Okay, how much do you want? I'm so hungry now!" The pig smiled and mumbled, "Give me 400 bucks for the super delicious body!" Without hesitation, the hyena went into his house and came out with a bundle of money which he handed to the pig. Upon receiving the money, the pig screamed with excitement and exclaimed, "Wow, I'm rich! I'm rich now! You know what... just wait for me. I want to go have a big celebration, I'll be back in an hour! Don't worry, the body is in a safe place where no one will ever find." The hyena had no option so he reluctantly agreed to wait for the pig. Meanwhile, the pig left immediately, jumping up, punching the air and shouting Woohoo! He threw a party at home with friends and family. Then they went to a local diner and he bought everyone some food and drinks. He spent so half of the money entertaining everyone. After a while, the satisfied pig returned to the hyena to take him where the dead body was. Upon reaching there, they saw the woman, still lying dead under the tree. However, to their utmost surprise, the woman suddenly woke up and said, "Excuse me... I fainted due to the heat while waiting for my husband. Have any of you seen my husband?" Just then, the hyena glared at the pig furiously and snapped, "She's not dead! You fool! Where is my money? Give it back!" Shocked and filled with disbelief, the pig trembled in fear and stammered, "I... I thought she was dead. Argh! I already spent half of the money." The hyena got so angry that he slapped the pig in the face with the back of his hand. He then punched him hard into the face pushing his head so hard that the force of the blow sent his neck's vertebrae overlapping one another and pushing him down the hill, causing him to break his neck. The pig survived, but multiple fractures to his neck meant he never looked up into the sky again. It became physically impossible for the pig to look up straight to the sky. He had absolutely no neck now . MORAL : Don't celebrate too early. It could be a costly and huge mistake. There is always a possibility that an expected outcome can quickly change at the last moment. It is, therefore, not advisable to anticipate or break into a celebration before you know the actual and correct outcome. Stop and take your time to notice things first, and make sure those things are genuine. A famous folktale. Read 📚 and record 🎙️

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained back talked about their kids The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy, He started working at a successful company at the bottom . He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually, he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday. The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated one another just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for"? One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the success of our sons. What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is a gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said, "What a shame. what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top class Mercedes from his three boyfriends!" Read 📚 and record 🎙

Short Story -The Ass and His Purchaser- A Man who wanted to buy an Ass went to market. He came across a fine beast. He talked to the owner that he should be allowed to take it home on trial to see what it was like. When he reached home, he put it along with the other asses. The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place next to the laziest and greediest donkey in the shed. When the master saw this he immediately led him off and handed him over to his owner again. The latter was surprised to see him back so soon, and said, "Why, do you mean to say you have tested him already?" "I don't want to put him through any more tests," replied the buyer. "I could see what sort of beast he is from the companion he chose for himself." A man is known by the company he keeps. Read 📚 and record 🎙

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Short story -What goes around, comes around- There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to a baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting the right amount. He found that he was being cheated. Angry about this, he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure to weight the butter. The farmer replied, “Your Honour, I am primitive. I don’t have a proper weighing scale, but I do have a scale.” The judge asked, “Then how do you weigh the butter?” The farmer replied; “Your Honour, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker.” Moral of the story: In life, you get what you give. Read 📚 and record 🎙

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