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Sadly this book contains hundreds of quotes so that's enough for this year

Good day -Oliver

Even my imaginary experiences are more real and vivid than the day-to-day lives of the over-forties. While walking home from the park, I annihilated the Death Star, discovered a pan-dimensional portal and shrank myself to the size of a dust mite. I am not remotely tired. God alive, I feel supple. I think I will spend the rest of the evening standing on one leg.

If you feel that you must write a diary, be aware that you are writing not to document your misery but to make your future self happy. Your diary should be a nepenthe.

Maria, the school counsellor, is the chicken. Emotional problems are the egg. Which came first?

During maths, I famously stabbed Paul Gottlied in the back repeatedly with my compass. He said nothing, showed no discomfort as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War. Every year, on that day, I hold a minute's silence in his honour.

It's all in your attitude. Here are some hints on tapping into your latent bully: * Learn to show no shock, pain or embarrassment. Here's an example:

Bullying is an art form; it can be learnt.

That was genuinely so funny

The mud in my shorts is warm and sexual

Why do I forget that these quotes aren't exactly typical quotes

Yeah I've paid a lot for them

Ever loved a song sm you bought a vinyl that only has it ?

You know you guys Let's unpack some quotes from Once again, submarine

Thanks But hey there's a bunch of channels that have this aesthetic

It's been a while since someone noticed this channel

It’s such a great channel I love this aesthetic I’ve been wanting to find such channel before, keep going