Shitpost Palace

Discord groomers mad, very mad

It's one thing to be the first guy to lose your hand to a lawnmower that started when you weren't expecting it, it's quite another to be the guy who sees the safety warning with the little cartoon hand getting mangled and then doing it to yourself

Black bodies are being affected by the violence of Boeing

The systemic racism of jet engines and safety instructions

I was waiting for this headline. It's not as if an idling jet engine will suck someone off the tarmac unless you're very stupidly close. Death by not following instructions, no different than when a black turns a speeding ticket into a shooting by being a belligerent retard who can't follow simple instructions

Zelensky telling a 14 year old he has to pilot the M1 Abrams or he'll make another 14 year old do it again

Always liked this one

"Out in the field. Cotton" "Cotton " "Whipped by the master in the field. Cotton" "Cotton" "Do they keep you on a plantation? Cotton" "Cotton" "in the field picking cotton" "Picking cotton" "Why dont you say that 3 times. Picking cotton."

Monday knows no bounds. Some days it's Tues-Monday

A Frenchman identifying rivers, canals, and lakes with only a single photograph, call it eau'tism

banger

I know this band, they're called The Dads