Shitpost Palace

I've made a map of every McDonald's with a broken ice cream machine. Notice anything odd, Mulder?

"Look, Scully, everything but the sunblock has vanished from the shelves"

"Skinner is sending us to Atlanta, where there is a mysterious plague of chicken bones on every street corner and parking lot"

"this small black child claims her father was abducted by aliens, Mulder. Says he hasn't been home since saying he was going to the store for cigarettes when she was 5."

Nerds fear the mythopoetic samurai on his hero's journey

The dynamic of old white guys who know each other at the Hardee's at 6am "Oh he's here shut up" "Look who decided to show up!" "There goes the neighborhood" "They'll let anyone in here"

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

POV you are about to get banned from the MW2 lobby for calling people nigger like you used to 13 years ago

“I cast no spell of faintness upon him, yet the orc claims he cannot breathe?”

"Trump built the wall" "No he didn't" "No, no he didn't. But you can IMAGINE the liberal tears if he did!"

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