Hexodus

Retarded burger "people"

>Be Gary Plauche (one with white hat) >Man with wife and son, happy family >Son starts attending karate classes >Notice karate teacher pretty much lives out of his dojo >Offer him a place to eat and sleep at your home out of the kindness of your heart >He responds to this incredible gesture of kindness by molesting your son behind your back >Eventually find out when he kidnaps your son and goes on the run >Molester gets caught, son is free again but now of course mentally damaged >yourfacewhen >Decide jail time is too good for the sick fuck responsible >Track him down in short order right down to the airport the police are bringing him to >Lie in wait right in the area where police are taking him >Get on phone to calm nerves >Spot sick fuck being escorted by two detectives >Tell dude on phone to expect a pop, put it on hold >Shoot your son's molester in the face live on televised broadcast >Later get taken to court for murder >Walk out of the court room a free man Gary's a folk hero I'm telling you.