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They just found Noah's ark because these are the days of Noah (its over)

“We are all at a wonderful ball where the champagne sparkles in every glass and soft laughter falls upon the summer air. We know, by the rules, that at some moment, the Black Horseman will come shattering through the great terrace doors, wreaking vengeance and scattering the survivors. Those who leave early are saved, but the ball is so splendid no one wants to leave while there is still time, so that everyone keeps asking, ‘What time is it? What time is it?’ But none of the clocks have any hands.”

--Adam Smith, Supermoney

Bond bulls..? Oil bulls..? We made it

Its all coming together

Okay so basically the cryptocurrency market as a whole will be used to buy up short term government bonds, which are directly issued by the Feds and not subject to an auction. The two pieces of crypto legislation mandate that USD stables buy up cash and short term bonds, and issue no interest themselves. This makes every holder of USD stables liable to lose around 4-5% per year to inflation (which the issuers like coinbase, etc. are collecting themselves). Crypto users are officially .gov paypiggies filling the gap of BRICSters refusing to buy trash us debt

full video here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZpobX6MQVA

SCHIZO.FI HAS BEEN HACKED I REPEAT SCHIZO.FI HAS BEEN HACKED FUNDS ARE NOT SAFU

When your epic war is going so epically that you have to epically institute price controls #based

GAME OVER

GAME OVER

GAME OVER

Alright now listen up we finna get paid

3rd inaugural SchizoFi trading convention was a huge success