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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more.
*after the heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: where is he?
Dad: don't u know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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My Last Job Interview🙈
#OFFICER:- What is your name?
#Me :- M.P. sir
#OFFICER:- In full please
#Me:- Marvin Paul
#OFFICER:- Your father's name?
#Me:- M.P. sir
#OFFICER:- What does that mean?
#Me:- Martin Paul
#OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
#Me:- M.P.
#OFFICER:- (😡) What is that?!!!
#Me:- Maths and Physics
#OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
#Me:- It is because of M.P. sir
#OFFICER: Meaning?
#Me:- Money Problem
#OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
#Me: MP sir.
#OFFICER: And what is that?
#Me:- Marvelous Personality
#OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
#Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
#OFFICER:- And what's that again?
#Me:- My Performance.
#OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
#Me:- What’s that?
#OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!😂😂😂