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📱 Telegram abides by EU laws, including the Digital Services Act — its moderation is within industry standards and constantly improving. 🛩 Telegram's CEO Pavel Durov has nothing to hide and travels frequently in Europe. 🫤 It is absurd to claim that a platform or its owner are responsible for abuse of that platform. 🌐 Almost a billion users globally use Telegram as means of communication and as a source of vital information. 👍 We’re awaiting a prompt resolution of this situation. Telegram is with you all.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Egyptian mad scientist Yakub seen again after he was believed dead for more than 6000 years. According to our sources, he claims to be "disappointed" with his creation, and he claims that he's working on "whiter people" to solve the issues of the modern world

Получил письмо от Паши Дурова: 我是杜洛夫，我已成功越狱，我现在在法国巴黎，我在阿联酋有300吨黄金，现在只差198元就能偷渡回去，只要你打钱给我，待我回国之日，我就收你当干儿子，分你一半黄金，立你为telegram接班人！