Memers Texts

Porn is so fake. I tried to hit my step mom...now im homeless #Eyobed

Someone tell these Habesha girls twerking on instagram with የማርያም ስዕል in the background. It's not arousing. ወለተ ሸርሙጣ #OG_Bliss

Ethiopian style of judging ur wealth statu -መተት አስመትቶ ነው እኮ - ሰፈር level -ሰላቢ ነው አህያ ይጋልባል -city level -ዘንዶ ይቀልባል- ሀገራዊ level -ኢሉሚናቲ..666..አባል ነው-international level #Aklilu_Selemon

The hardest thing in this world: አማርኛ ፊልም ሳያሳልፉ ማየት #Mullar

Doctor: የበረራ ታሪክ አለህ? Me: በረራው በ ቅጥቅጥ ከሆነ ድነበኛ ነኝ #Mi_Li

My favorite sex position is: "Don't tell anyone we did this" #Amitaf_Geche

Why don't u just delete those songs that u always skip in ur phone

No body: Not a fucking soul: *starts to rain during this pandemic* Habesha peopl: እሰይ እልልል corona ታጠበ #Amanuel_Yayo

Dr lia' ን እንደ maths teacher እየፈራሁአት ያለሁበት ሁኔታ ላይ ነው ያለሁት #Tesfa_Mengesha

Being named መዐዛ is huge responsibility. I mean even ur fart should not smell

If she doesn't read books kill her ማነው አታግባት #Tesfa_Mengesha

Dick ካላት እመነኝ ለትዳር አትሆንህም #Kayodee_Baboodi

"ጉራ አይደለም ግን" ብሎ ከሚጀምር ሰው በላይ ጉረኛ የለም #Helu_Ab

ካልሲህንና ፓንትህን ካላጠበች ምኑን ሚስትህ ሆነች #Eyobed

አሁን አብራህ ያለችው girlfriendህ..ለትዳር አትሆንህም #Kayodee_Baboodi

I met a girl in a taxi ,i bought እርጎ and chips for her, we exchanged numbers then i saw her saving my name as "TAXI እርጎ" #Abel_Tigabu

If he won't twerk for u,leave that nigga except if it is me u're dating #Tesfa_Mengesha

I gave u my መቅኔ for free and u cheat on me? ወለተ ሸርሙጣ #Tesfa_Mengesha

Ethiopian body is so confusing. We drink ሀበሻ አረቄ and live with a healthy ጉበት smh. But we die of ተቅማጥ #Tesfa_Mengesha

They hate blacks but they love black's dicks?? Wtf #Mike_Filimoni