Jokes For Programmers

Not war

Who else ..?

IsEven - Equestrian Algorithm

Instant head pain

Most probably the shortest implementation. Just around 12,88,49,01,891 lines.

We’ve all been there

Working with old school programmers can be a pain sometimes

If it works it works

2 lines. Its not getting shorter than this.

Wait, what is happening here?

Just type whatever the duck you want

We know

Welp

Just how? Why is Java seemingly more complex?

Banned from Swift

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War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are

Is elegant, yes?

What it feels like to explain your job to a normie

You can tell what kind of person/programmer someone is, by this image