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XAMP next tendies on uniswap. Trading these is pure degeneracy.

It's a meme dream

I'm expecting it to go to zero and for me to get dumped on. I expect an exit scam. You'd be a fool to think otherwise. But doge is the same, so I gambled a fraction of a %

Tend is a straight 100x or zero proposition

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0xcfb8cf118b4f0abb2e8ce6dbeb90d6bc0a62693d TEND chart

Lol 2x overnight on $TEND

I only have about 1% of my portfolio dedicated to DEX gambles so don't go wild out there

why? idk feels like meme season

I threw 1 tiny eth into $TEND on uniswap

Thanks to ichimoku scholar

Didn't even touch my stop, no panic induced, no problems

That's why

Why low leverage?

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