vx-underground

Hello, We're going to be AFK this weekend. Please don't do anything crazy. Thanks,

Per request, if you'd like a copy of vx-uwu you can download it here: https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Hello, We have returned to our pseudo-goth-weird-dark-art profile picture stage. Have a nice day.

Introduce completely useless and unnecessary COM abstractions into your code. EDRs think it's cool. (it wraps to LocalAlloc, but whatever)

Shoutout to the homies at the United States Defense Counterintelligence and Security Agency! Happy 4th of July and thanks for the free Robux! *The page has been removed, but it's still cached in Google

inb4 Seagate accepts the challenge, wins, they T-bag us

Hello, We're terribly sorry to this round of vx-underground harddrive purchasers. We've had so many headaches with our harddrive vendor it's unimaginable. They lost our purchased drives and are now arguing about reshipping drives. They initially said they'd issue a reshipping July 2nd, now they're talking about reshipping July 5th. First and foremost, we're no longer purchasing from Seagate. Secondly, we're going to challenge the Seagate CEO and the Seagate CFO to a 2v2 on Halo 3. Bradley & I (smelly) vs Dave Mosley & Gianluca Romano Rules: - Map: Guardian - Weapons: BRs and Snipers only - Modifications: No invis - Grenades are OK - Self-imposed death: -1 point(s) - Respawn time: 5 seconds Good luck, noobs. We've got a 50 in Team Doubles

Someone put together a PowerPoint presentation on why we should follow them on Xitter.

FBI: There's no one else that can help us but you The Threat Intelligence expert that retired 10 years ago: