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After he finished talking Cherry just run to hug 🤗 Danica and everyone started clapping 👏...... This Episode is a special Episode dedicated to everyone who feels insecure about himself or herself because just like Cherry we’re all not perfect 👌, suicide is not an option, I know you might even get depressed sometimes but you can make it. You just have to believe in you😊! To be continued in Episode 8 Join @prettystepper @prettystepper @prettystepper Talk to me @sassyyy_ara or through our bot @prettyyyyS_bot 😘
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DANICA 👱🏻‍♀️ THE CHAMELEON 💁🏻‍♀️ By @sassyyy_ara Episode 7️⃣ Previously on Danica the Chameleon.... -You can sit at my table, I’m sure my friends would like you..... Danica went with Cherry to the Cafeteria and when they got there, everyone turned to look 👀 their way and fat Joe shouted —the Goliath is with the new girl, I guess the new girl found herself a bodyguard 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Then everyone started laughing 😂 and Cherry run away. Then Chloe said —Hey new bee is that how you plan to compete with me? By getting a bodyguard? -She’s not my bodyguard, if anything happens to her I’m gonna blame you all, do you even have any idea what you’re doing? You’re not better than her you know, we are all not perfect 👌 Then Chloe asked, —Are you done with your speech? Then everyone started laughing 😂 Then Justin came to Danica and said, —Don’t mind them, let’s just go -No! I’m going to get her Then she started running the way Cherry went, to find her, Justin and her other friends followed her. She couldn’t find Cherry any where so she went out and saw her on top of the school 🏫. Then she run up there 👆 and her friends followed, before they knew it the whole school was outside including the teachers 👨‍🏫. Cherry was about to jump and Danica kept saying nice things to her and kept trying to convince her, but she still wanted to jump. -Okay Cherry if you wanna jump, jump, if you wanna commit suicide then go ahead and do it, I’m not as perfect as you think you know, I was a refugee once, my real parents died in a war, my brothers were recruited and I don’t even know if they are alive or dead 💀, but look at me, I’m still here, Imagine if I had committed suicide, I wouldn’t even be here, life gave me a second chance and it will give you a second chance too, if you let it 😭 Then Tyla said, —Listen to her please, Cherry I know I’m not your friend, but I’m a nurd too, look, I’m black, I have weird kinky hair that I can’t comb some times, I’m a stammerer, I can’t even speak when people are around me, but I’m still here, I’m not dead 💀, I’m trying my best to be the best version of me, look at me now, I’m friends with Justin, he’s like the most popular boy in this school 🏫. Then Dwayne also tried to talk her out of jumping, —Trust me this is not the solution to your problems, I’m a nurd too, no one likes me, Danica is literally the first friend I made in this school 🏫, most black boys my age don’t even go to school, they quit school and decided to live for the streets, but I’m still here, because I have dreams and until I attain my goals I won’t stop ✋ Please don’t do this Then Asia added, —Yes don’t do it, I’m a nurd too you know, I talk too much, I get too excited over things that are not serious, you’re worried about being so tall? Well guess what I’m worried about being short, I’m too little for my age it’s like I’m not even growing, but that’s okay 👌, that’s me, I’m happy to be me Finally Justin also added, —I don’t even have anything to tell you, I’m fucked up too you know, I’ve been moving with friends who were not allowing me to be myself, but not anymore from now on, I’m gonna roll with people who like me for me not because I’m popular Immediately Justin finished talking, Chloe left where she was standing, she was so mad 😡 but no one noticed her because Fat Joe started shouting something to Cherry —Look Danica was right, if you die, I’m gonna be responsible for it, trust me you don’t wanna die because of some fat ass bully, you’re too tall, well I’m too fat too, you’re called the Goliath, well I’m called Fat Joe, fat is not my name, but I like it, because it’s who I am and I’m happy to be me, even though I bully others sometimes and I know people don’t really like me but I’m happy to be me and I don’t want you to die, we need you here, wether you like it or not you’re one of the people this year group and this school will always remember, because you’re tall, you stand out, we notice you even if we don’t want to, and that’s okay 👌, you’re just yourself and I’m really sorry 😐
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Cardi B is now the first and only female rapper to have a DIAMOND-CERTIFIED 💎song! Bodak Yellow got certified Diamond today for selling over 10,000,000 copies in the US alone. @prettystepper
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DANICA 👱🏻‍♀️ THE CHAMELEON 💁🏻‍♀️ By @sassyyy_ara Episode 6️⃣ Previously on Danica the Chameleon.... -Girl I’m done with you, Justin won’t come to your party, forget about the deal 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️...... After that Danica went to the washroom, she had a favorite cubicle and she didn’t wanna use any other one ☝️, but someone was in there, so she decided to wait. She stood there for like ten minutes and the person was still in there, so she decided to knock on the door 🚪. After she knocked the person shouted.. —GO AWAY! Leave me alone 😭 She sounded as if she was sobbing 😭. -Look Girl I’m not going anywhere, I wanna use the place. —Use another one ☝️ then or go to hell I don’t care 🤷‍♀️😭 -Okay now you’re really being mean 🤬, you better come out or I’m gonna kick your ass —Go ahead and kick my ass, that’s what everyone has been doing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 -Okay cry baby what’s up? What’s wrong with you? —Nothing that concerns you, go away -I’m not going anywhere until you come out😎, you’re not doing anything in there, are you? You’re just crying —Go away! -So I guess you’ve been through some bad shit —I’ve been through bad shit my whole life, leave me alone -So you think 🤔 crying is gonna solve something? —Who are you? Why you so nosy? -I’m your fairy 🧚‍♀️ god mother, I’m here to grant your wish😊 —Whaaaat! Then she opened the door 🚪. —You’re not a fairy 🧚‍♀️ god mother you’re just a girl, those things don’t exist -Exactly! They don’t exist but for a minute you believed me 😊 —Oh I know you, you’re the new girl -Yes! And you’re the girl who always sits at the back and never says anything to anyone —yeah -Come here 🤗 Then Danica went to hug 🤗 her, and the girl just kept on crying for some time. Then she asked, —Why are you being nice to me? You don’t even know me -I don’t have to know you, I just have to be there for you 😊. —Thank you 😊 -Okay, you’re welcome 😇 now would you please wait outside so I use this room I really need to pee😁. —Oh of course When she finished peeing and she got out, she saw the girl standing outside waiting for her, and she was so tall. Danica thought 💭 (Oh Lord how do you create some people to be so tall and others to be so short, this is waste of clay) -Hi 😁 —I guess you regret hugging 🤗 me already? -No —Well this is me, the white Goliath 😔 -What’s your real name? —You don’t really wanna know do you? -I do —Cherry -Okay I’m Danica —Everyone knows your name, you made quite an entrance, I guess you’re already rolling with the cool kids😔 -No! The only cool friend I have is Justin, I’m not even sure he’s my friend —Isn’t Chloe your friend? -Of course not —But you saved her -Well I don’t really like her vibe, I’m not ready to submit to anyone, I’m my own boss 😎 —That’s Nice 👍, I wish I could say same for myself -You can be your own boss too 😊 —No one likes me, I’m too tall, they say my head is in the clouds ☁️ -And you let it get to you? —I can’t help it 😭, it’s not fair -Evolution has never been fair, it has always been and will always be survival if the fittest —Well at least you’re perfect 👌 -No at all, real people ain’t perfect and perfect people ain’t real, trust me I have my own downs too and you won’t believe me if I tell you —Oh come on, you’re just exaggerating -I’m not, have you already eaten? —No! I don’t have any where to sit at the Cafeteria, no one would share a table with me😔 my legs 🦵 are too long -You can sit at my table, I’m sure my friends would like you...... To be continued in Episode 7 Join @prettystepper @prettystepper @prettystepper For More 😘
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DANICA 👱🏻‍♀️ THE CHAMELEON 💁🏻‍♀️ By @sassyyy_ara Episode 5️⃣ Previously on Danica the Chameleon... —So are you really British? Because my mum says you from Africa... -Yes —Yes what? You British or you from Africa -Both 😌 —Okay —So How is Africa like? I heard there’s no Racism and Colorists there -Well Yeah, there is no Racism but trust me,some Africans really do hail the whites there, except the Chinese 😂 —That’s funny 😂, what’s wrong with the Chinese? -We think their language is funny 😂, and there are a lot of them in Ghana 🇬🇭, we are used to seeing them —So you came from Ghana 🇬🇭? I guess you’re Ghanaian -No, okay yes —Which is which, yes or no? -I’m Ghanaian by adoption 😊 —You were adopted? -Don’t Tell anyone —Of course I won’t, that’s a bitch move, black boys don’t snitch or gossip 😌 and I’m not surprised you were adopted, you actually look different, you don’t even look like your brothers -Yeah —So where exactly do you come from? -You’re asking too much 🧐 —Yeah, I was hoping we could be close, I don’t really have friends 👬 at school -Why? —I don’t know, probably because I’m black and everyone says I’m a nurd 😔, being black in a white dominated school is not easy so just imagine being a black nurd -I get you, I read all about these stuff —You don’t mind being my friend right? -No, my new friends are actually nurds so😚😂 —What about Justin? He’s a pretty cool boy and he’s popular and handsome all the girls like him -He’s cute but he’s not my type, I like my things all to myself I don’t like sharing 😌 —You’re a hard one, let’s see how long you’ll be hard -The fuck! You think I’m gonna change? —Yes, you will -I will not 😌😎 —Yes ma’am, So when you get home 🏠, would be busy? -Maybe —I’m gon take your number then, I’ll call you -Okay When they got to their destination, they both went home and yes he really did live next door 🚪. ***************** The next day at school almost everyone was excited 😆, because Chloe was gonna have a party in her house 🏡 and she invited some people. Danica really wanted to go but she wasn’t invited so at break she went to talk to Chloe. -Hi Chloe —😒 -Can we talk? —Girls you hear someone talking? Then her two friends said simultaneously —Noooooo! (With some sort of attitude) Then Chloe said —Let’s go😎 -Chloe you remember you owe me a favor right? —I never asked you to help me bitch, I owe you nothing 😎 -Justin will not come to your party then 😌 —Of course he will, no one says no to me 😎 -Well the ball is in my court now, he’s gonna do what I want, remember he’s not on your side no more —What do you want? -To strike a deal with you😌 —Okay make it quick -Oh I will, I don’t really talk much, but first let your minions excuse us —What did you just call them? -Minions 😌 —😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬, look I won’t let you disrespect them -Oh shut up Chloe! We both know you don’t like them, you’re only cool with them because they are your robots 🤖, they do what you want, immediately they stop doing what you want, you’ll get rid of them 😌 Chloe started breathing in and out heavily and her friends started fanning her. -Girl I’m done with you, Justin won’t come to your party, forget about the deal 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️...... To be continued in Episode 6 Join @prettystepper @prettystepper @prettystepper For More 😘
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