Comics

Of course, I sort all my bookshelves the normal way, alphabetically (by first sentence).

Poorly Drawn Lines – Complain

If I'm not going to upgrade to a powered one, I should at LEAST stop leaving the door open so often.

Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.

In the Hall of the Mountain King was accidentally composed on log/log paper.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bothering You

90% of the iceberg is hidden beneath the water, but that 90% only uses 10% of its brain, so it's really only 9%.

Decades in the future "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."

Poorly Drawn Lines – You Sure

I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.

After a pail of water was thrown on the Wicked Witch of the West outside Salt Lake City, Utah's Great Salt Lake was measured to be 7 parts per trillion witch by volume.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Discouraged

We were able to replicate and confirm prior authors' detection of a moon orbiting the Earth with high confidence.

I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag.

Plato made the solids, and five were gifted to the mathematicians. But in secret Plato forged a sixth solid to rule over all the others.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feelings

The Hubble length is about 1.9 meters lying down; Edwin Hubble was a tall guy.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Everything is Changing

Tau Ceti is farther away, so it took me 36 years to start the war over updog.