Existential Comics

"You are fired." "Ah, perhaps my naive christlike love in incompatible with the sophisticated modern world." "No it's because you are an asshole." "Oh."

Alternate title: "How Descartes Became a Communist."

"It's just a word. Don't you know anything about language? The sounds are arbitrary"

Yes, life is suffering, but look on the bright side: it is short.

If i could travel back in time i would give Hitler a printout of the wikipedia page of logical fallacies to help improve his critical thinking abilities, thus preventing the Holocaust.

"I'll give you some techniques to use whenever you are having thoughts about gnawing void at the heart of our existence."