antilarps

i was calling doordash

i was so hot

i swear to fuck bro

LSMDOAOAOAOAO

bro on god ur trolling

$50

LOL

i need something to drink nigga i'm thristy niga like wha

i remember ordering a 24 pack of monsters and the thing was resealed and half of that shit was gone

bro nigga

bro NEVER fucking order drinks

LOL

4x

+ stole my 2l sprites

and they all have tooken over 90 minutes

bro i had like 4 orders

they had the audacity to say "sorry this order is ineligable for a refund

literally looked like a crime scene

i ordered 6 large strawberry milkshakes for the sleepover and the dasher tripped on my porch step

i prefer doordash its easy asf tbh