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🟥 UG NEWS Mahan "Palety" has officially announced that he has found a new romantic companion over the course of the war. Reports suggest the pair are in a stable and healthy situation, though the identity of the companion will not be disclosed. We wish them the best moving forward. @UG_NEWS_IR

🟥 UG NEWS Reports say Akajack is still in search of a pair of “white sneakers”. After two months of attempts and alleged contact with major clothing figures such as Radio Mamad, he has still not secured a suitable pair. The situation remains ongoing within the underground fashion scene. @UG_NEWS_IR

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🟥 UG NEWS Other bet-related report 🚨 Fashion demon "Shirabady" reportedly placed a bet with Atr1dad on Arsenal’s win. Sources say he lost the wager and was forced to let go of the “sandwich” as part of the agreement. Details remain unverified. @UG_NEWS_IR

🟥 UG NEWS Reports have surfaced of a fake “private UG news” page circulating under our name. We confirm that this account is not affiliated with us in any way. We only operate here, and any official updates are posted through this channel. Do not trust alternative sources claiming to represent us. @UG_NEWS_IR

🟥 UG NEWS Following up, we received reports that AbtinStar placed another bet with Teinz and also lost it. The information has not yet been independently verified, and details remain limited. Further updates are expected as the situation develops. @UG_NEWS_IR

🟥 UG NEWS Rumors around AbtinStar suggest he placed several bets on Arsenal to win and lost every one of them. Sources claim the losses were significant enough to keep him away from Tehran for the next few weeks. One confirmed winner is said to be ArianATP, who reportedly bet against him and is now waiting to collect. The underground is following the situation closely. #ناشناس @UG_NEWS_IR

🟥 UG NEWS ICENAZAN aka Ṣād has reportedly returned to graffiti. After stepping away in 2023 to focus on his brand I <3 Fent, the Gorgan fashion demon has been spotted putting up tags once again. Sources claim the city's cleanup efforts were erasing his legacy. The walls are speaking again. #ناشناس @UG_NEWS_IR

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🟥 UG NEWS Scientists have confirmed that if you were in "بازار پروانه" within the last 12 months, there is a 96% chance that you are retarded. Researchers also claim that you are more likely to have hiv and be gay, although the findings remain unverified. Further studies are ongoing. @UG_NEWS_IR