Idgaf

“You make your own destiny.” Dude! Was that supposed to make me feel better? I’m even more scared now. 💀

یه فریم از بزرگسالی هم اینه که داری فکر می‌کنی باید برای شام غذا درست کنی و اه! برای غذا درست کردن باید ظرفات و بشوری؛ غافل از اینکه بین نشخوار فکری ظرفا رو شستی، جارو کشیدی، طی کشیدی، حیاط آب‌کشی کردی، اصلا خونه‌تکونی کردی.

#TedLasso

Turn your dreams into memories. ✨

I have a strong aversion to crossed-out writing and a perfectionistic fear of making mistakes. But lately, I’ve been writing just to make a mess.

Whenever life gets rough, just change your phone theme.

Dear kitty... as I love you more and more each day, you'll soon grow up and get fat, and you won't fit on my lap anymore. And I'll have no choice but to carry your enormous body around like a sack of potatoes. Love you forever, Mama.

Sometimes life hits so hard, you gotta rewatch your favorite sitcom for the 11th time.

Hating a song because of somebody you once loved, but then they left you... Ugh! Nothing is worse than that. Gimme my songs back, you hoe.

Kitty's share of the bed {--- 80 cm ----} Mine {--- 10 cm ----}

Okay then. I'm just gonna nap it out.

BILLY:

Just 'cause people are the people you're supposed to talk to, it doesn't mean you can talk to them.

#MissStevens

Mine says: You can not go out.

پیشیِ عزیزم، ممنونم که انقدر دوست دارین نزدیک من بخوابی. در حالی که منم دلم نمی‌خواد نزدیکم بخوابم.

It's really fucked up how your decisions affect others!

Remembering whatever you read/studied after a day or two... is the most satisfying thing ever.

به نظر، غیر واقعی و الکی میاد ولی... هربار بدون استثنا صبح می‌شه!

You do not want to know my body count (I have none).

خونه جاییه که با خیال راحت دل و حواست و توش پهن و پرت کنی.