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To paraphrase Sargon: "I wouldnt even rape you"

So this is what Germany meant by alternative energy 🤔

What kind of background do you need for this job?

This and alcohol for a good time

Good news, everyone! Germany doesn't need this energy because it's already dead!

Deeper analysis shows that Germany will probably survive this winter without *too much* discomfort though. Because, and I quote: "Demand remains depressed because Germanys energy-intensive industries (...) continue to operate well below pre-energy crisis levels (...). That industrial weakness is effectively providing a demand-side buffer.

Leave me one big chested blonde woman to smack around a bit in a playful way though

Hey Deutschland, you know what will fix this? Importing another 3 million Turks. You should all kill yourselves.

His smile and optimism, gone

I didn't realise Catch-22 was an introduction to jewish reasoning

Germany what the fuck are you DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

I had to re-read that several times to make sure I got it right. Securing Energy For EUROPE sold it's energy to ASIA instead

>Germany is having issues acquiring enough natural gas because of the Russia-Ukraine war and subsequent American sabotage taking our their largest supplier and also their delivery infrastructure >creates a government owned organization called Securing Energy For Europe to acquire the gas they need >Actually acquires the gas required to meet their legal storage obligation for 70% by Oct 1 >sells it on to Asia for a profit instead LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >Storage currently at 59%

Just read the most neoliberal thing I have ever fucking read. "The reason for this change in delivery pattern is that Asian LNG buyers have been prepared to outbid European buyers for cargoes. Remarkably, this has incentivized German LNG buyers such as SEFE (aka Securing Energy for Europe) and RWE to sell LNG cargoes from their Atlantic sources to buyers East of Suez, ignoring German storage needs."

It feels like American leaders and their silicon valley wunderkinds are hallucinating in a way similar to LLMs. Makes you wonder how much of their job is being done by Claude these days

In the wake of the Ukraine war, the Army Science Board—an advisory panel—conducted a study on the defense industry’s ability to increase munitions production. The board found an industrial base that had been hollowed out. “It’s a miracle that we have anything that blows up,” said Mackenzie Eaglen, a member of the panel coordinating the study.

I know how she feels. Imagine being married to a bitch

Giving herself the silent treatment drove herself crazy