The Wage Cage

Wulfgar's morning routine

Ask me how I know lol

This isnt free will this is just what coworkers that are fucking eachother do at shitty wagie jobs

my unemployed wizard ass spent like 5 hours reading a tome on how to make the philosopher's stone (its piss)

Niggers going to school to be an archeologist thinking they’re gonna dig up dinosaur bones and then their first day at work is a 10hr shift destroying giant nephilim bones in the basement of the Smithsonian

Wulfgar should have waited to quit his job until today so he could tell his boss he was gonna be busy celebrating Hitler's birthday