The Wage Cage

You’ll actually get a promotion and more workload and responsibility if you shit your pants at work cause they’ll think you’re super dedicated

Today I'm going to abuse both flex time and work from home in a nasty little combo I like to call "just stopping by to pick up my computer, I think I have a gut thing"

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(I secretly wish to be that bum not going to work)

Good, fuck those lazy bums begging me for money on the side of the road while im on my way to work, useless parasites