Lord of scissors

Because I only know how to make pancakes and 2 other things

And that's a looooot

هرکی برام تیشرت فلیتوود مک بگیره دعوت میشه خونمون براش پنکیک درست میکنم

تیشرت فلیتوود مک میخوام پیدام نمیکنم چقدر من فلک زده ام

اشکال نداره حالا

47 minutes too late

i'll think of the funniest response imaginable

why do i suddenly become a professional comedian the second i leave a conversation

It's ok to be insane and a cunt at the same time ig

When I meet new people I go non verbal and then when I come back home I think about all the things I could have said

خانمی منو میترسونی جدی

چقدررررر اکسپرشنای بازیگر نیکی تو ابسشن خوبه

امشب بک رومز و آبسشن میبینم دیگه، تراست

it's funny how I can spend an hour choosing something to watch, only to end up rewatching the same comfort show i've seen approximately 19 times

I should leave my house, my city, my country, my continent and then the earth

من باید موو کنم، نمیدونم به کجا فقط میدونم باید موو کنم

I think sexually repressed women should unite and burn down the world

🤩 forward this and i’ll do a tarot + lenormand on your vibe and give you an animal based on it