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Chat, we are cooking. Previously on Dragon Ball Z, someone DM'd me a spoopy GitHub they found. They asked if it was malware. It was malware. The GitHub contained HEAVILY obfuscated Lua. The malware payload is using Prometheus Obfuscator. Upon review, it was determined this malware is SmartLoader. SmartLoader is a malware campaign heavily associated with Rhadamanthys Stealer and StealC Stealer. SmartLoader is relatively new and is being tracked by AhnLabs, TrendMicro, Hexastrike, McAfee, and the GitHub security team. It first emerged around March, 2024. SmartLoader is pretty sophisticated. It is multi-staged, uses Polygon Smart Contracts for C2 information retrieval, and despite being Lua, it is also makes usage of NTDLL makes low-level WINAPI function invocations. One interesting attribute also is it programmatically inflates or deflates its file size for pseudo-polymorphism. This is extremely cool. I mention this, and the whole cookin' thing, because after I made a post complaining about the obfuscated Lua, a very, very, very gifted person in Lua obfuscation and de-obfuscation contacted me and successfully deobfuscated it. I don't know if they want credit or not, because they're so cool and badass, but they're extremely famous in the Roblox hacking scene. Anyway, the de-obfuscation is so precise it borders on having the actual source code to SmartLoader. I am very happy. I will share it when I am not dealing with my baby.

"HoW CaN yOu bE aN eXpErT iF yoU rAn maLwaRe oN YouR PC???" It's very shrimple. 1. I'm comfortable admitting my mistakes publicly in front of hundreds of thousands of people. If I make a mistake, small or catastrophic, I will admit it. I feel comfortable with my skill set. I open myself to criticism from everyone. No, obviously it does not feel good being called "retarded", "jackass", "skid", "moron", etc by people, but it is what it is. If I do not open myself to criticism I will not improve. My success and failure also demonstrates what to do and what not to do. But seriously, sometimes I read some of these comments and I'm like, "dayum, theyre cookin me fr" 2. I am desensitized to malware. I am around it nonstop (writing, collecting, reversing) so I do things in a way I would not advise someone else to do. I feel comfortable doing really dangerous things with malware because I am familiar with how they work. Additionally, in the spirit of full-disclosure, sometimes I don't like dealing with VMs because I feel like they slow me down. video: when i make a mistake in front of 500,000 people and get called a retard by a bunch of ppl

inb4 "nah its just because of that oddly specific song he released, its just a meme"

If she goes on to say in the next couple of posts Barack Obama was created in a CIA test tube and Donald Trump is being controlled from nanobots then this lady might be onto something, I don't know

Holy shit, the homeless guy outside the gas station literally said the same thing to me last week