𝑳𝑨𝑫 𝒁𝑶𝑵𝑬 + 𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑶𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑺

fujimoto-san. based retard

graham platner is a fuckin dingus. i don't think he would even be that harmful in office, he's just such a dingus that i don't see him winning. also lmao @ "perfectly flippable seat" nigga does not know our game. we elect the same people til they fuckin die in office up here. we elect people against their will because they have name recognition among the 15 people who actually vote in a town. shit is fuckin unreal

>Joins the marines to gun down the browns in Iraq, says he doesn't regret it >Gets a Nazi tattoo >Rapes a fatty >Tanks the democratic party's chances at winning a perfectly flippable seat >Refuses to suspend his campaign unless someone just as retarded as him fills his place Maybe he was /ourguy/ after all

it says 4 minutes but i definitely spent 10 thinking it over and typing it

what if ayylmaos arrive and they want to talk to us and they go like "bzzt bst burzzzip koshku-tort brbrbrbrbrbr" and the russian guy loses his shit laughing, and the aliens are like "buzz wtf" and float over to look at the russian guy holding up THIS VERY POST on his phone and then the ayy just fuckin vibrates like a phone on a table? and then the meme goes around the whole alien envoy like "bbbzt koshku tort" since they've never seen a meme before and koshku-tort is just some lame ass fuckin contextual cue or conjunction or some shit? and this is how they DISCOVER laughing and shitposts because they were able to progress to a higher class post-filter species because they never had tiktok or ig reels?

koshku-tort would go hard as a username

shrink the bonjkini more

im suddenly no longer okay with billionaires being eaten by the sea in some kind of stupid reverse icarus plot

this is a much better version of the uncle sam "i want you" poster

the foidening is happening right now. they have finally been shown a taste of their own bullshit. either it's bigoted to have taste, or men get to have standards too, your play

i can tell it's time for me to take a break from political posting because now every time i open my phone, my algos have been trained to show me shit that makes me pissed enough to tab into a different app. tg is fine because there's no fyp, but holy shit, xwitter knows just what to show a nigga to make him angry