XIAOMI Fuckups

Anyone else out there vibe rooting Android?

lil nigga fr snuck in shit26 😭😭😭✌️

Price of 512GB where Xiaomi? Yep, this phone is dead on arrival. Competitors are cheaper PRE offers. They're resorting to false advertisement to make the price seem fair. Funfact, the Vivo here has an extra 4 gigs of ram before any offers, while being cheaper. Follow @xiaomifuckup

Xiaomi can't stop cheaping out even on marketing! Yep, these people literally paid a random agency hoping they get the work done as cheap as possible to promote their latest phone (actually a scam) and the people selling their souls actually got... Nothing! Every time one of these units sells, Lei Jun goes: "Ha! We got another one!" Follow @xiaomifuckup for more ximi cost cutting

Xiaomi Logic: If the feature is too good, it’s probably a bug 🐛 Imagine buying a Xiaomi 17 "Pro" model just for HyperOS to 'optimize' your 4K 120FPS LOFIC and Dolby Vision into early retirement. Basically, the Xiaomi 17 Pro series incorporated the camera update from 3.0.44.0 in version 3.0.300.9. However, Xiaomi has completely removed the 4K 120FPS LOFIC from the camera update. The feature of "being able to shoot 4K dynamic photos" and Dolby Vision under 4K 120FPS on the 17 Pro has also been removed, while all of these features exist on the Xiaomi 17 Pro Max. At this rate, the next update will probably downgrade the screen to black and white to 'improve focus.' Follow @Xiaomifuckup to see your hardware features expire before your warranty does

Hyperos new update

mi 11 lite btw

D8G kernel overclock 185hz display bgmi sir

omg poco 💣🧨💥

redmi note 13 pro shows a guide on how to factory reset the phone that is wrong(recovery doesn't have wipe data option)

A serious vulnerability has been discovered in Qualcomm’s products; it is possible to unlock the bootloader of the Mi device offline.（testing mi17*）

Xiaomi becomes the world's first company to invent and sell a new part inside their phones! This discovery was found by one of our independent detectives. Lei Jun had been developing this in secrecy since 2019. Finally, you can have a Mother Borad inside your phone! Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more exciting new news about Xiaomi!

Xiaomi smartphones in a nutshell:

HyperOS Audio Loss Feature Drop 2026

human design

PSA: You shouldn't rely on the Xiaomi stock apps Their calendar app reminded me of the event only two fucking days after the event, and didn't even remind 7 days before. This is not the only single occurrence, because both Google and the dialer made two separate events, as you can see. I don't really know what's the issue there, but I suspect it has to do something with battery optimization, which should be disabled for crucial system apps by default, but not when the user says to. The engineers are dumb douchebags, who can't even design their stock apps properly. Follow @XiaomiFuckups to know what users should await from the infamous stock ROM

Ximi can break any root impl via cloud control if they dont like your phone specifically (like sent falsified feedback that only happens with root). Ksu, apatch, magisk

If you ever feel useless, just remember someone at Xiaomi got paid to make this "Temu-tier animation" even after copying Apple's dynamic island Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know why Xiaomi fucking sucks!

notification styles be fighting demons (it's set to MIUI style in settings)