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there are people who don't know the lion king is a hamlet adaptation and its not okay.

Woe is me

if you're out there, oh mythical beast of adulthood, please, for the love of all that is holy, find me. I'll make you cookies. I'll do your laundry. I'll even pretend to understand your tax returns. Just… help me.

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!

Alright, listen up, all you radiant specimens of human perfection! I know it's a lot to ask, but for the love of all that is mediocre, please scram. Get out of my sight. Vamoose.

Okay. Seriously, i need advice on how to cough the ball of grief stuck in my throat since my birth

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity.

i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache.

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell.

Короче, когда я думаю, что я думаю, когда я думаю о том, как я думаю, и думаю, что...

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches. But you safe 'til then

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe 

"i may not be the dark feminine femme fatale just talk to me if you make 5k a week i don't chase i attract old money clean girl mob wife going to the gym 8 days a week but i sure am full of light and whimsy and will hug you so tight your broken pieces fit back together and will show you a love you’ll never forget but look for in everybody else you meet." Go back to sleep Jamey

Да блять нахуй блять

I NEED to stop romanticizing places like Italy, Greece, and France because I am broke and cannot move anytime soon.

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.“ — F. Scott Fitzgerald

I tell you what u want to hear . It depends on what I've been drinking.