Crypto Aunt

🤡 Trump has stated 37 times that the Iran deal is "almost ready," but the agreement still hasn't been signed. Meanwhile, the crypto market reacts to each of his statements with: 📈📉📈📉

Analysts: Bitcoin is about to surge Bitcoin:

💰 Sailor is buying on discounts Michael bought an additional $101 million worth of BTC at a hefty discount and also showed $1 billion in reserves for dividends in the coming months.

How's crypto doing? 🥲 $526 million liquidated in the last hour. Press F 😬

When the market is bad, but you're used to it

Bitcoin dropped, hit rock bottom, and briefly dropped below $60,000. Meanwhile, Sailor: ...

❗️Michael Saylor sold his first BTC Saylor sold 32 bitcoins to pay dividends The process has begun...

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to take off, and, oh, to fall...🥲

😏 Something's coming... Institutionalists continue to take profits. BlackRock conducted the largest single-day Bitcoin transfer to Coinbase, which the market is interpreting as a possible signal of selling or rebalancing.

🥲 Welcome to 2026.

Equities are overextended. Crypto is over. AI is a bubble. Precious metals had their run. Homes is unreasonably expensive. USD is on the verge of hyperinflation. Most won't exist in 5 years.

Photo of the Day: Crypto Investors Anticipate Bitcoin at $100,000 🥲

🤝 MoonPay integrates cryptocurrency purchases through ChatGPT MoonPay has launched an app within ChatGPT Apps that allows you to purchase Bitcoin, Solana, USDC, and other assets through simple text requests.

You won't see anything more realistic today 🙂

"Current crypto trading is funny because in 10 years, Bitcoin will be worth either zero or over a million, and you'll feel like a fool in either scenario."

📣 Your phone number is probably rented. Degenphone wants to make it ownable.

Most virtual numbers work the same way: you pay, use it for SMS or verifications, then lose it when the subscription ends. Nothing is really yours.

❗️ Degenphone flips this model ❗️ You mint a fresh European number once, use it on 50+ platforms, receive SMS, pass verifications for crypto exchanges, apps, services and other platforms, and keep the number as an NFT. No KYC, no documents, no monthly “please keep paying or we take it back” energy. And now there’s a contest running on top of it 🎁 🔥 Degenphone is giving away 6 NFT numbers:

— 1 Gold — 2 Silver — 3 Common

The mechanics are simple: every roll gives you points, and each next roll gives more than the previous one.

1st roll = 10 points 2nd roll = 20 points 3rd roll = 30 points 4th roll = 40 points

…and it keeps stacking. 💵 The more you roll, the heavier your entry becomes. And if you mint a number, your total points get multiplied by x2 Winners are picked randomly, but the draw is weighted by points. So yes, luck matters — but farming the contest properly matters too. 🗓 Contest ends June 20. eSIM is already going mainstream. The interesting part here is that Degenphone turns a virtual number from a rented tool into something you can actually own, use, trade, or sell later. Early utility + NFT ownership + live giveaway. ✅✅✅ 👉 Start rolling

Tether 🤝 Bitcoin Tether has acquired SoftBank's stake in 21 Capital, a company focused on Bitcoin accumulation and the development of the BTC ecosystem.

Trading - 💩, Investments - 🏆 An 88-year-old Japanese trader spent 40 years day trading and turned $387,000 into a $14,000,000 portfolio. But if he had simply bought the S&P 500 index in 1986 and DID NOTHING, experts estimate he would have more than $21,000,000 today.

OpenAI launched ChatGPT Finance, a service for managing personal finances and connecting bank accounts But there's one catch... you need to purchase a $200 Pro subscription to access this feature 😁 If you don't spend $200, you earn $200.

Iran 🤝 Bitcoin Iran is testing Bitcoin payments for maritime insurance. Hormuz Safe reportedly allows for insurance for passage through the Strait of Hormuz, paid for in Bitcoin.

It's not all bad 🤔 Bitcoin has already risen by +18.3% by mid-Q2 2026. Historically, Bitcoin has closed Q2 in the green in 11 of the last 15 years, making this quarter the strongest in terms of positive closes.

😊 It's nice to see the two leaders engaging in an enthusiastic conversation. There's just one thing... Trump doesn't speak Chinese, and Xi doesn't speak English. 🫢