ChatGPT & Technology

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For the first time ever, a human has altered the orbit of an extraterrestrial object—a massive asteroid has had its trajectory changed around the Sun. In 2022, NASA's spacecraft deliberately crashed into the asteroid Dimorphos, which orbits a larger asteroid. This impact shifted their dynamics and gave the system a slight nudge, resulting in a minor alteration of its path around the Sun. While the change is minimal, even a tiny impulse can lead to significant displacement over time in the vastness of space. This achievement is crucial for future efforts to protect Earth from potential asteroid threats. It sounds like a scene straight out of Interstellar! 🫢

Meme: A guy in the threads asked for assistance with his space planning. The perfect response came in no time! 😍

SberFirst is treating its female clients to a special dessert at Coffeemania — the “March 8” hydrangea-shaped treat featuring a berry sponge cake, delicate floral mousse, and orange cream. This dessert is available on the Coffeemania menu for all guests, but for women with the “Coffeemania × SberFirst Regular” status, it’s complimentary. To enjoy this sweet treat, simply open the Coffeemania app, navigate to the "Compliments" section, and show it to your waiter.

**"MONSTERS, INC. 3"** – the animated film is officially **in development**. Details about the project were revealed in a comprehensive **[article](https://www.wsj.com/business/media/pixar-disney-franchises-pete-docter-80c57f9d)** by the Wall Street Journal, which focuses on the inner workings of **Pixar**. Alongside "Monsters, Inc.," audiences can also look forward to **"Toy Story 5"** and **"The Incredibles 3."** It seems that remakes will never come to an end 💸.

Exciting news: a developer has created a program based on computer vision that transforms any object in a frame into a musical sound. Don't let the neighbors upstairs see this! 🫠

⚡️ Steam is experiencing issues—hundreds of gamers are reporting that they cannot connect to the servers. Today, it's all about patience in Solitaire. 😭

GPT-5.4 FAILED a simple test — the smartest neural network suggested walking to the car wash. OpenAI has released its latest model, and users put it to the test with a tricky question: “The car wash is 5 minutes away on foot. Should I go by foot or by car?”. The AI confidently responded that it’s better to walk, and one user was even advised to call an Uber so they wouldn’t have to walk at all. What a genius! 🧠

Ads directly on the AVATAR — news has emerged that VKontakte is testing a new feature. Users of the Russian social network are reporting that advertisements have started appearing on profile photos. It seems that this feature is not available to everyone. Durov is jotting down a business idea 📝

Atomic Heart has been **CRACKED** — hackers managed to bypass the protection **three years** after the game’s release. The Denuvo protection was circumvented using a **“hypervisor,”** which some hardcore hackers do not consider a true hack. The "crack" is currently in beta testing, but it has already surfaced in **“public repositories.”** Today is a celebration for pirates! **🎉**

Internet in Moscow has taken a turn for the worse — residents of the capital have been complaining for nearly a day about poor connectivity. Insiders from the telecom industry claim that the disruptions are due to "external restrictions," with reports suggesting an order to limit mobile internet in certain areas. However, the telecom operators insist that the network is functioning normally and that the issues are not on their end. 😭 — Nothing is loading!

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A pack of wild TECH BLOGGERS gathered at the MWC, capturing a herd of reviewers who were on the lookout for the latest gadgets for their channels. We could really use Drozdov's commentary here! 🤓

In China, electric cars are charging FASTER THAN PHONES — going from 10% to 97% in just 9 minutes. The world's largest automaker, BYD, has unveiled the new Blade 2.0 battery along with its Flash Charging technology. Together, these innovations offer unprecedented charging speeds:

· From 10% to 70% — in just 5 minutes at room temperature; · From 10% to 97% — in just 9 minutes at room temperature; · From 20% to 97% — in just 12 minutes at -30°C;

You won't even have time to grab a coffee! 🍷

The developers of MAX have denied the rumor that users' personal photos from the messenger were made public. It turns out this was just a rumor that originated on Pikabu. Security standards are being upheld: no one can see personal photos except for the owner or those to whom they have sent the photo or link. It's impossible to guess or generate such a link—data is protected. Let's take a breath and relax! 💃

"Home of the KUZMA Chirping" - a new trailer has just been released! This comedic anime follows a peculiar bird-like humanoid who has arrived in Japan from Russia. Mark your calendars for the release date: April 9, 2026. Just your typical Siberian nightingale! 😂

Russia has begun the development of a **HYDROGEN TRAIN** that emits only steam and can travel **725 kilometers** on a single tank. Assembly has commenced at the Demikhovsky Machine-Building Plant in Orekhovo-Zuyevo. This will be the first domestic train equipped with a power system based on **hydrogen fuel cells**. The model **62-4584** will be capable of carrying up to 875 passengers at a speed of **120 km/h**. This innovative transport is specifically designed for non-electrified sections of the railways in Sakhalin. An eco-friendly transportation solution is on the way! 🏃

⚡️There are consequences for ADVERTISING on YouTube now—blogger Alexandra Posnova has had a case opened against her due to promoting snack bars in her video. In a letter, the Federal Antimonopoly Service (FAS) stated that the reason for the case was the placement of ads on a prohibited platform. However, YouTube is not classified as an extremist or undesirable organization. According to the official explanation, YouTube is not operational in Russia due to “outdated servers.” Another day, another shock! 😭

Brilliant: a guy quit his job and started helping pedestrians across puddles. He charges 50 rubles for the service. Not a slacker, but an entrepreneur! 😏