I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION I HATE SELF COMMODIFICATION

bring me my coffee and shut up. I don't pay you for this crap.

IHSC fujoshis calm down. He's queerbaiting us again.

fuck. you are my secretary.

forward it to my secretary.

Deeply peculiar.

Pablo my psychologist just told me that the only way for me to be cured of my autism is for you to play Nine Sols.

Chat I'm letting Pokémon doubles ruin my life. I fear I will be satisfied only when I get a shiny trophy and I shove it up Pablo's ass. Terrible condition to be in.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh aight art corner time ig

alessio. kindly post some bullshit.

strike 1