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Ever wonder why you guys aren’t getting jobs in the public sector? It's because you’re not the kids of billionaires. My guy is literally addressing the biggest beneficiaries of government schemes, public and private loans, and military jobs.

Ceres, largest object in asteroid belt, shows signs of life near Ertunet Crater - Science News https://www.wionews.com/science/ceres-largest-object-in-asteroid-belt-shows-signs-of-life-near-ertunet-crater-762152

Central Government Increases Minimum Wage Rates for Workers ⭐ The Central Government has announced an increase in minimum wage rates by revising the Variable Dearness Allowance (VDA). ⭐ It's a move to support workers, particularly those in the unorganized sector. ⭐ Workers engaged in various sectors, including building construction, loading and unloading, watch and ward, sweeping, cleaning, housekeeping, mining, and agriculture within central sphere establishments, will benefit from the revised wage rates. ⭐ After revision, minimum wage rates in area “A” for workers in construction, sweeping, cleaning, loading & unloading for unskilled work will be Rs 783 a day ( Rs 20,358 per month) for semi-skilled Rs 868 a day( Rs 22,568 per month) for skilled, clerical and watch & wards without arms Rs 954 a day( Rs 24,804 per month) and for highly skilled and watch & ward with arms Rs1,035 a day( Rs 26,910 per month). ⭐ The Central Government revises the VDA twice a year, based on the six-month average increase in the Consumer Price Index for industrial workers(CPI-IW).

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Tariq Masood's new book: 'How to Write Your Own Quran... and Then Run for Your Life!'😂 Masood’s new mantra: ‘Speak softly and carry a big hiding spot!🤣

Only locals of Bengal can take this test..." : In a shameful viral video two students from Bihar could be seen humiliated and attacked for attending for appearing and choosing Exam Centre in West Bengal. Only if they could see illegals from Kangladesh and Rohingya in the same way.

Pakistan's Textile Tango: A Financial Farce In a plot twist fit for a comedy, Pakistan, fresh off a $7 billion IMF loan, and pm of Pakistan wants to invest in Bangladesh's textile industry. It’s like borrowing money to buy your neighbor’s lawnmower while your own yard looks like a jungle! 🤨Pakistani officials gather around a table, looking serious but slightly disheveled. Official 1: “We’re broke, but let’s fund our neighbor’s fashion line!” Official 2: “Perfect! It’s like buying a yacht while your car's on cinder blocks!” Meanwhile, the IMF watches in disbelief: IMF Rep: “We gave them cash to fix their economy, not to start a fashion show. Another rep chimes in: “Next time, let’s just give them a subscription to ‘Financial Planning Monthly’ instead!” Meanwhile, in Bangladesh, textile workers are confused but thrilled.: Worker 1:Did you hear? “Pakistan’s investing in us!” Worker 2: “Hope they remember to pay their own bills first!” A classic case of financial juggling gone wrong!

Meanwhile IMF approves $7 billion loan for pakistan https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/world-news/the-imf-approves-a-7-billion-loan-for-pakistan-which-will-get-1-billion-immediately/articleshow/113683851.cms?UTM_Source=Google_Newsstand&UTM_Campaign=RSS_Feed&UTM_Medium=Referral

Putin proposes new rules for Russia using nuclear weapons - BBC News https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yjej0rvw0o

If online rumors are to be believed, the UPPCS examination is being postponed to December.

Looks like we’ve discovered the secret to acing competitive exams: a PhD in memeology! Gupta ji might just be setting the trend for future toppers!🌚

Apparently, these images are getting shared more than the study material itself. It seems like it's not just Gupta ji—who needs to rein it in.

Biofuels could have a significant impact in five key areas – lowering GHG emissions as they could result in up to 80% reduction in well-to-wheel emissions as compared to their fossil fuel counterparts; reducing import dependency and thereby boosting energy security; enabling circularity by employing waste for wealth creation and delivering wider socioeconomic benefits https://www.insightsonindia.com/2024/02/24/biofuels-in-indias-energy-security/

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