Shitpost Palace

Hulkster was so real for this

Admins meeting in lair to discuss how to lose followers and post nostalgia at a loss

War hero Anne Frank *cums and dies*

Thinking about how Group B Rally flew too close to the sun (by killing all those drivers and plowing into a few dozen fans)

"We've got a new lead on the mixtape found at all these crime scenes. It turns out the chirping sound isn't part of the track intentionally."

I've been studying the legends about this Yakub. I think it might be related to that guy claiming that he flew a pyramid" "Mulder, that man was on PCP getting beaten by Memphis PD when he said that"

"I can't figure it out myself, Scully. What's the connection between the piles of chicken bones and the empty bottles of Ajax?"

Btw guys if you didn't hear, pine pollen contains phytotestosterone. Pine bros are BACK, baby! We're so BACK!

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"So you're saying the bike was last seen a week ago? But a black kid one neighborhood over was seen on an identical bike? You think that maybe the bikes are either clones of one another or dopplegangers?"