Shitpost Palace

Rotating a magic 8 ball in my head in case someone asks me how I'd feel if I had eaten breakfast

Me when I lose 3 telegram subscribers overnight

You gotta love what you do

"they went crazy because they ate stuff with seed oils lol" will be the 3000AD historian's version of "they drank water from lead aqueducts lol"

By following me you endorse every single thing I post. Nigger, kike, faggot, republicans get out

Me and the admins are playing, come out and have a beer

National Socialism is founded on the principle of shitposting. The more you shitpost, the more of a National Socialist you are.

"Gas em and drop the colony on Brazil" "Good thinking, Admiral, we have to hit the Federation brass at Jaburo" "Jaburo?"

>no blue check

Low 30’s ASVAB?? I can’t even describe how desperate they must feel, if they’re taking 75 IQ people and sending them through a three week crash course to have them memorize a test and keep taking it until they pass

Update: Fire Control Specialist lmfao this dude is gonna read a map!?

The reign of Pharaoh Earnhardt I was long and just, and his enemies met a grisly end at "The Wall". The pyramid in Memphis was built to secure his sarcophagus, emblazoned with mysterious symbol "3". -a historian, 3000AD, probably