Shitpost Palace

I wonder if anyone asked John Rhys Davies how he feels about Lawdy dem Rangz? Are we only asking the hobbits or perhaps the fag who played Gandalf?

I can tell a movie is going to be dogshit based on the promotional material and trailers. I never watched the Hobbit movies because I saw that it was going to be trash, and I still have never watched it. This is called Kinognomy and my eye for it is good, almost never wrong. Also I'm a racist and I don't care to watch nigger hobbits.

The brain fried SSRI induced apathy to not smile

Real?

Garfield Supremacy

When William is king after his father Charles he should name himself King Sneed of the United Kingdom (formerly Chuck's)

Feller with a hard R

Formerly Chuckingham's Palace

Taking my girl out Sunday for a Never Forget sampler and Remember-tinis. Imagine eating this good.

Tldr: the government wants niggers to kill you. Analysis over.

But when we were as far distant as a man can make himself heard when he shouts, driving swiftly on our way, the Arthoes failed not to note the swift car as it drew near, and they raised their clear-toned song: “‘Come hither, as thou farest, renowned Odysseus, great glory of the Achaeans; stay thy car that thou mayest listen to the voice of us two. For never yet has any man drove past this Trader Joe's in his black Honda until he has heard our favorite indie band from our iphones. Nay, he has joy of it, and goes his way a wiser man

Gatekeeping works

One thing that's cool about poast is a thread about a Japanese woman acquitted of burglary because her tits were too big to fit through the window turns into a thread about pocket pistols and snub nose revolvers used to kill politicians and john lennon