Shitpost Palace

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"

Need Prigozhin Bane memes, stat

"They work for the chef man" "Prigozhin?"

Dear Jews, I know whenever you talk to normal white people you get afraid that maybe the person being nice and pleasant to you actually knows the truth and they're hiding it. I know that's what you believe in your paranoid thoughts. And you're absolutely right. Oh sure not everyone is aware, not even a majority, and probably not even a plurality. But it's a lot more than you would be comfortable acknowledging. They know, and they're watching. They take a mental note of your names and behavior and what you do. If they have spouses they come home and tell them what The Jew they know said. People are watching you. Merry Christmas

Me explaining the subtleties of Garfield in the rough (1984) to gf

Every election season

MANGIA!

I'm the murderer in The Tell-Tale Heart but instead of a heart it's a shitpost I can't stop thinking about that no one got but it's such a hideous and terrible joke I should be arrested.

Sigma male who just wants to watch tourists eaten by sharks accosted by screeching beta who wants to "save lives"

thanks #garfieldkart

Qui Gonn: I can fix him Padme: I can make him worse

The 2A community could be here, he thought. I HATE THE 2A COMMUNITY

I ignored a YouTube™ suggested video of some guy singing about rich people and all I got was not looking goofy because I didn't say anything about it