Shitpost Palace

Kyle knows how to defend himself from pedophiles with guns and skateboards, but no one told him about pedophiles attacking him with endorsement deals. Many such cases!

The MAGA guys tend to stay in that corner there.

I'm the murderer in The Tell-Tale Heart but instead of a heart it's a shitpost I can't stop thinking about that no one got but it's such a hideous and terrible joke I should be arrested.

Ukraine 🤝 Russia

I drive, sweetie

I'd let black people decide Roe v Wade but they'd choose Drown

That part where the Björk seeress referenced Ricardo Lopez was crazy

“ATTENTION: there is a mixed race couple in the theater. Please leave this showing of The Northman immediately. This movie is for WHITES ONLY!” I can’t believe he said that!

My phone is giving me the straight dope on how good shit bulls and heart attack shots for babies are