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"now I'm not a homosexual zionist republican BUT" -a guy about to tell you he's going to vote

"why pretend they aren't in charge?"

A woman who focused on a career instead of starting a family is called an eggsecutive.

Good morning Big Guys, today we celebrate 10 years of Baneposting!

The Nuremberg trials for women: "I was only following Venus in retrograde's orders. We were always told Scorpios were untermenschen."

The "Penguin being a horrific mutant" thing is a Tim Burton original. What did he mean by that?

I looked up the name of the Penguin from Batman for a bit and the first result told me his mom's name was "Kapelput" so he's like this fat gross hook nosed mutant midget who eats raw fish and puts on Anglo airs with the name "Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot". One of the best parts of the Batman sequel with Devito as the Penguin was this optics battle of trying to get this disgusting crypto jew elected to public office. He was even pushed down the river in a basket like a mutated goblin baby Moses.

Ants never stole my bike either

The IQ distribution anthill

POV you're a jew, it's 1919 and these men just walked into your synagogue with whips and sabers

Minions in the Khmer Rouge garroting school teachers at Tuol Sleng and dynamiting the vault on the central bank

*avoid the issue of them serving Churchill