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Film is Alatriste btw

I didn't know Viggo Mortensen was in a swashbuckling movie all in Spanish. The lighting and cinematography is kino, looks like a painting in a lot of scenes

Cartoon DeSantis holding a stopwatch holding back a frothing at the mouth jewish child rapist until the 1st day of 4th grade

Fat jew: when the Nazis win I'm gonna tell them where your attic is and you'll get gassed first! Manlet jew cuckservative: can't we just get along?

Markov bots always make me 🤔

Trannies like "Two years on HRT. You can really see the pain in the left one, and the joy on the right"

Feeling this this month

Gave myself a brief history lesson on Cairo, Illinois and it was an instructive example on why reconstruction and the civil wrongs movement was a disaster

Fatty Bolger and Farmer Maggot sitting on the porch of the Green Dragon as a Ringwraith rides up "Well la di da, look at the city slicker on his fancy undead horse"

Farmer Maggot telling the swarthy amazog "hobbits" that Eastfarthing is a sundown Shire and for them to take their curly haired slave feet out of town

Man of exceptional power. Dollars to donuts she called him for another date