Jay’s Art Corner (NSFW/18+)

Okay so so far my Discworld fellowship of the ring to destroy the one ring is Sam Vimes Carrot Angua Susan Granny Nanny Rincewind Cohen Tiffany Sam is carrying it, Angua is his Sam, Granny is the Gandalf, Nanny and Rincewind are our Merry and Pippin, Cohen is Boromir except he doesn’t die…

People joke that Bugs Bunny would be a perfect carrier of the One Ring to destroy it, since as an anti-bully trickster he is naturally resistant to its charms, but I propose another possible carrier, a different Sam: Sam Vimes. A man stubborn enough that he might actually make the journey. Carrot could also probably carry it, and easily, but it run the risks of amplifying his inherent king-ness to people around him, whereas Vimes is an asinine jackass who held off a demon on vengeance through sheer force of will and self-loathing restraint. The ring would have an uphill battle. Add in that Carrot and Angua would almost certainly be at his side helping him, and sure Sam’s body would be torn up and almost destroyed by his resistance by the end of the journey, but I think he’d still manage to actually let it go, just because he hates that smug asshole Sauron that much.

Okay you know the Psycho violin string section in One-Winged Angel? What if when that played, we cut back to Sephiroth twerking in time to it?

It’s rather ironic that in FFX-2 the mechanically-minded Al-Bhed engage in a campaign of revenge against their elf-like tormentors from the previous game, as they didn’t want to Seymour Guado.

Rodents are all silly boggling goobers. Look, here’s Lilchu being one, he’s good at it. Bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh-bleh! Hey, at least Chu is good at helping me practice drawing briefs, right? :p

The existence of Samsara implies the existence of Samsa and Samsaga.

Jay’s feeling a bit of sass. I need to get better at drawing sass. Anyway have some sass.

Ahoy, bilge rats! Last time on Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow danced on the Dead Man’s Chest, so now we have to find his soul to save piracy At World’s End! The danger is building! PS: My phone tried to AutoCorrect that as “bulge“ :p http://www.twitch.tv/jayrasz

I, well, want, but really it’s a *need* to get better at vehicles so here’s an hour and a half lumpy motorcycle based on a chopper I saw while out walking earlier.

Do you think fairies ask for online handles or fursona names now when they want to know your True Name?

Idea from like a week ago: high capacity diapers that comes with the special placed holes precut in the front and back. What an absolutely useless product. :p

Idea: Trans bull who has them move his udder down between his legs. He’s absolutely packing and up to four people can suck him off at once. Plus his milk tastes way better than jizz so everyone’s having a good time.

I propose a compromise in the debate between if cow furries should have udders or boobs: boobs with four teats each.

God why are these new magic wands so irregular in what their buttons do, it must be the vibe coding.

Hey there, kiddo! It’s your best pal, Patches, and he’s got a special present for you. And of course it fits you, so let’s get you changed, little buddy… Didn’t know what to draw, so here’s Little Trouble’s plush president. We all know he’s the one in charge.

Avast, scalawags! Last time on Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, we faced the Curse of the Black Pearl, only with fifty percent more shenanigans and one hundred percent less dialogue. Tonight, we breakdance on a Dead Man’s Chest… http://www.twitch.tv/jayrasz

Jar Jar’s sith name would probably be Darth Raje.

Darth Skibidious

Quick tired Jay, sometimes it’s what ya get.

Aarrrr mateys, buccaneers and buried gold, the Black Pearl doth a treasure hold! Will Jack his Bonny ship regain, or at the noose be shortly hanged? Adventure building and danger we seein’, in Lego Pirates of the Caribbean! Yes I am proud of myself. :p http://www.twitch.tv/jayrasz