Jay’s Art Corner (NSFW/18+)

Hey what’s a French babyfur’s favorite fruit? Pamplemousse.

To add to this, here’s a couple of characters associated with these jobs you might not think of at first Mog - a Moogle geomancer with dancing skills who is one of the two characters in his game that can equip spears and the dragon boots, allowing him to use the full dragoon moveset Tifa - a monk who uses gambler slots Wakka - is technically a ranger despite using a ball, but also uses gambler slots for his attack Tidus - one of the few canonical time mages since he has a lot of those skills Ashe - also one of the few canonical time mages according to revenant wings Corsairs - despite using a pepper box revolver are mostly gamblers mechanically

Lacking access to iPad for right now, I’ll be doing physical doodles for a few days. And since it’s been literal years since I drew physically, this ended up being just two pages of gesture drawings and cursing how dull this pencil is when I don’t have a sharpener. Oh well. XD

You know what would be really funny? An edit of the deaths in the Final Destination movies where it’s the Mouse Hunt theme playing over the elaborate Rube Goldberg sequences. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJvLYiZv8A

Update: Okay, iPad theft/loss is covered by AppleCare+, so I’ve got a replacement lined up in a few days and that saves me a lot. New pencil and chargers ordered and will be dropped off today. Gotta wait on buying a new keyboard until I confirm which model iPad I’ll be getting (the same as before or a newer model). And steam deck oled’s are in stock so I can probably get a new one of those in a week. This is all before dealing with insurance claims and reimbursements mind you, but at least I’m working on getting the important stuff back.

Ya know I was thinking at least this way while I figure out the fastest way to get a replacement iPad, I can at least practice my physical media OH WAIT NO Basically all of my drawing pens and pencils were in my backpack too. -_-

So Someone broke into my car while I was on this road trip home and stole my backpack. I was inside a gas station grabbing a drink for less than three minutes. This was about two and a half hours ago now. My iPad, steam deck, a bunch of my art books and rings and just I am so beyond done right now I reported it as lost, I’ve filed a police report. They found and pulled the AirTag out of the backpack so that’s a dead end. Realistically it can all be replaced. I would only lose like a week of drawings on the iPad because it never backed up over wifi. And the sentimental stuff. But I am so pissed. Not just even that that was like five grand of stuff, but half of that was gifts from people. Sentimental value. Years of drawing. Gone in less than two fucking minutes. Because I got ahead of the family rv and stopped to wash my hands from a spilled soda. I am so tired.

Fuck today

Yeah thanks to a late departure and two sets of hardware issues at the bus, definitely no stream tonight. Frankly I will be surprised if we manage to get home by midnight. Ugh I miss my bed. My chair. My desk. My padding. My stuffed dinosaur.

Ok, so at the earliest I’m looking at getting home at like eight or nine tonight after spending most of today driving, so I probably won’t do a stream. There won’t be a stream tomorrow because I have a gig in the evening, so I’m looking towards Thursday for a new stream at the latest. See you when!

Well I’m gonna be on the road all day and who knows if the drive won’t extend into tomorrow, so here’s a quick Jay flaunting his twink body and crink’ butt. Enjoy! :p

*Nothing’s like before…* Don’t really have much to say about this one other than hey I got my mandatory monthly KH Jay pic done BEFORE the last day of the month this time so woohoo. :p

Trying to think of some final fantasy characters Jay could get some of his jobs from Dragoon - Kane Highwind? Dark Knight - Cecil Harvey Blue Mage - Quina? Quistis? Red Mage - Terra Branford Ranger - ???? Performer - Edward von Muir Questionable possible jobs Gambler - ???? Time Mage - ???? PS: for Disney jobs, it’s probably Warrior - Taran/Gurgi Monk - Goliath Black mage - Merlin White mage - mama odie Thief - Robin Hood Machinist - Milo Six “canon” jobs from Disney, six “optional” jobs from final fantasy. And not getting into summons or extra powers and where he gets those from.

How do hares move big loads? With a long pole, a fulcrum, and a little bit of leveret.

Sorry kiddo, ya see a butt like that, you’ve just gotta give it a good firm pat. Ya know, just to listen to it. And to remind you what you’re wearing. Them’s the rules. So annoying to try and draw while people keep going in and out.

Why so embarrassed, kiddo? You don’t even need a change this time, just gotta show off and wiggle that diaper butt for everyone. Wiggle wiggle. Wiggle wiggle wiggle. Decided to finish a rough pose from earlier today that didn’t get used, and here’s the result. Enjoy. :p

So Kimahri met Yuna 10 years earlier when he was 15, because she was seven when she met him and she’s 17 now. And that could not have been very long after his humiliation and getting his horn broken. So Auron asked a teenager fresh off of getting his ass beat that he’d literally just met while he was dying to go grab a stranger’s kid and take her to a distant temple, and somehow this did not end horribly. Holy cow Auron lucked the fuck out with that random meeting.

… no fuck you Kimahri is NOT 25

Ugh I swear I thought i was done with this Freelancer/mime - no transformation, light, any equippable command Knight/Samurai - buster sword, healing, sword slashes and heavy attacks Monk/???? - gauntlets, rapid combos that lead into charged hits, physical blows and earth magic Dragoon/???? - spear, agility jumping and piercing attacks with some fire, Lancet stab finisher heals Dark Knight/berserker - great axe, crushing hits, sacrifice, low hp for more powerful attacks, dark affiliated commands Black mage/time mage - staff and neutral magic shots, elemental attacks and slow/gravity White mage/geomancer - hammer/rod, environmental magic, heals with spellcasting, holy and healing magic Blue mage OR time mage? - scythe? Cards?, unique enemy skills with status effects OR time/space magic to weaken/control the battlefield Red mage/mystic knight - rapier, elemental blade attacks OR rapid cast spells, quick MP recharge/elemental build up Thief/ninja - dual blades, wind/steal/mug/doppelganger/throw Gunner/alchemist? - pistol, rapid fire shots, thunder/mines/magnet, traps and status ailments Ranger/beastmaster, homing shots, ice, traps, binding strike, enemy control Gambler/dancer/singer, flail?, random attacks and chance skills I don’t know, I thought I had this all figured out and I’m already playing with it. Kinda like dark knight/berserker with an axe though