Post-Shitposting (dark woke edition)

🇺🇸🇳🇱⚡- "Mark Rutte, the NATO Chief who's your friend, he called you 'daddy' earlier. Do you regard your NATO allies as kind of children?" - Sky News reporter to President Trump. "No, he likes me, I think he likes me. If he doesn't, I'll let you know, I'll come back and I'll hit him hard. He did it very affectionately: 'Daddy, you're my daddy,'" - President Trump.