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Unsure what happened yet 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

In Brazil, a 17-year-old girl named Ana received a mysterious cake delivered to her door with a note saying “A little gift for the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen” Overjoyed, Ana took one bite — but hours later she became violently ill. 36 hours later she was dead. After investigation, it was discovered the “secret admirer” cake had been laced with arsenic. The culprit? Her 17-year-old female friend who had become riddled with jealousy over Ana being a popular girl with boys, well-liked, and outgoing. She wanted to make Ana suffer. 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 closes +2.3% higher after Trump says the US and Iran have agreed to halt strikes and resume talks 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

Ladies: while you are waiting to be scheduled for the violin straightener surgery, give a thought to temporary ameliorations for your deformity. You can lead an almost normal life, starting today 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

The iconic (homosexual) Pepto-Bismol house in iconic (homosexual) Oak Bluffs, Martha’s Vineyard 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

And Fleming’s suggestions were somehow even more unhinged than the question. >pamphlets in Havana claiming US nuclear fallout caused impotence and stuck to beards, so Cuban men would shave en masse and symbolically castrate the revolution >projecting a giant glowing cross in the night sky over Cuba via sub or plane to fake the Second Coming and turn Catholics against their atheist leader >flooding the economy with counterfeit currency to sow chaos But Dulles still got an airport named after him. So there’s that. 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

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Despite losing the match and being eliminated from the World Cup, Japanese fans were spotted cleaning the stadium 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

When she realizes you are hip to the true situation 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

GM 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🄾🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

$4.8 trillion JPMorgan says tokenization, stablecoins and Blockchain technology could MODERNIZE the US financial system. Few years ago this same institution called Bitcoin a FRAUD and decentralized PONZI scheme used for money laundering. 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

88% of companies have entered buyback blackout window (GS) 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

WARNING: GRAPHIC ENDLESS rows of BODIES laid out in the sun after Venezuela quakes Workers continue unloading MORE from trucks 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

My World Cup parlay for the rest of the day Germany -1.5 vs Paraguay Memphis Depay to score for Netherlands 6.50x odds, run it 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

BREAKING - Trump signs Presidential Memorandum making easier for Americans to fix own vehicles 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

Reporter: 'Zohran Mamdani said in an interview that he was open to being the poster child for socialist candidates.' Trump: 'It's not socialism, It's really communism. I think it's the biggest threat to our nation since our founding—that includes World War 1, World War 2, September 11th. It includes the Pearl Harbor attack . I think this is the biggest threat to our nation.' 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶