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Yesterday’s bad ideas are today’s woke ideas 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

Token spending index rolling over again, down to 2.5 month low 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

It's now a cointoss if Iran will charge Hormuz tolls by August 31, up from 40% odds a week ago 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

BREAKING: Dell stock, $DELL, extends gains to over +8% on the day, adding +$22 billion in market cap, after Trump urges people to "go out and buy a Dell." 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

NOW - Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computers, caught on hot mic to Trump: "Sir, we don't have a helicopter, we have a Dellicopter." 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

NEW - Microsoft fires 4,800 employees in AI-driven layoff. In a memo, "Chief People Officer" Amy Coleman said, "I also want to be direct that the roles eliminated today are not being replaced by AI. At the same time, what  is  true is that ​AI is changing how work gets done." 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

Delete the bears 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

In Kyiv, the death toll from the Russian attack has risen to 15, with 56 injured. According to the State Emergency Service, seven children are among the victims. Work at the sites is ongoing. 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

POTUS on Balogun's red card: "I've never seen anything like it. I saw the play... that wasn't a foul. That wasn’t even an infraction. That was two guys running full speed that happened to crash into each other... So yes, I asked for a review by FIFA." 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

BREAKING: The original Rosa Farts is coming soon to a bus near you 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

A mother in Oregon is told she can no longer have access to her child patient portal “I just got done taking my son to the doctor and they tried telling me at the front desk that I don't have access to his patient portal anymore because he just turned 13. Are you kidding me? He is under the age of 18. He is my child. I should have access to what his medical stuff is. That is insane to me” This is real and because Democrats are trying to twine away parents rights from their own kids Here’s what happens at age 13 in Oregon Oregon Minor Consent Laws kick in, minors gain rights to confidential care in certain areas without parental knowledge or consent - Age 14+: Can consent to outpatient mental health, drug and alcohol treatment - Age 15+: Can consent to general medical, hospital, dental and surgical care - Any age: Full confidentiality for reproductive health birth control, STI, HIV testing and treatment Systems like MyChart and Epic often default to restricting or segmenting parental (“proxy”) access starting at age 13 Who needs enemies when you have Democrats. They are literally restricting you from knowing what your own kid is doing medically 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

State of the trenches 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

FOLLOWUP (0.84, took 0.5s): BREAKING: Microsoft's Xbox unit will cut 3,200 jobs (20% of staff) as part of a massive reorganization Xbox will also divest four video game development studios 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

JUST IN: Valve co-founder Gabe Newell is building an $815 million research ship to explore the deepest parts of the ocean 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

"What 1 thing would you say to Homer?" Lupita Nyong'o (Helen Of Troy): "How do you feel about the screen time given to women?" 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶