Abnormal comedies😂

I’m so glad I’m not a heart surgeon. I don’t know how to do heart surgery . Like no one ever taught me

a BBL payment plan is crazy. Working ur ass off to pay ur ass off

I might be the most horrible person but atleast I am not a man

Friendly reminder that Fiona chose a literal ogre over a short guy

Life is dragging me by my thong rn

Lemn tefash belachu atfelgugnm? 🥹

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to be touched too

It might be crazy what I’m about to say dooo doo doo do dod do my way into life

If you can’t change the man, change the man

Hey for any music producers outhere I have been working on my album and half way i needed new producers. For any one who wanna collab with us dm me @beer_and_whynot

Did u wear ur sunscreen today?

Cramps so bad I wish I had a dih

men will look at your breasts, butt, legs, past, waist, height even your skin colour But be careful don't look at his wallet, otherwise you're a gold digger

The only thing he does behind my back is look at my ass

Me ruining the whole conversation after saying “how many girls have you said that to?”

If I was a man I’d go crazy over a girl like me

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice

I wish men still write paragraph while you sleep

13 year old me would think current me is cool asf and that’s all that matters