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God created the dog and said, "bark all day and I'll give you a lifespan of 20 years."
The dog replied, "that's too long about 10 years." God agreed.
Next God created the monkey and said, "do tricks and make people laugh for 20 years." the monkey replied, "10 years is enough." God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said, "you must go into the field with the farmer every day have cubs and give milk to support farmer's family for 60 years." The cow said, "how about 20 years and I will give back the other 40?" And God agreed again.
Then God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life for this i will give you 20 years."
But man said, "Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20 The 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back. That makes 80 okay?
God said, "Okay you asked for it."
So that is why for a first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.
For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone
Life has now been explained to y'all.🙂
A month for part 2 ain't fair. i can't wait that long man 💔😭
You ain't nothin' but a
Dog player, I get it
Fraud player, I get it
I understand, I understand
You ain't the man, you ain't a man
You ain't nothin' but a
Hound dog, hound dog, hound dog
You ain't nothin' but a
❤️🔥✨️
I'm not a texter, call me.
Actually am not a phone person, come see me.
I really enjoy long, romantic walks......to the fridge 😭❤️🔥
Healing my heart
I loved everything about you
Maybe too much
But how could I not love
That smile
That laughter
Those eyes
That humour
That passion
How could i not love you
If you were everything
I've ever wanted
Everytime I get a weird feeling about a person, am right! Gut feelings are guardian angels 💯
Never had much faith in love or miracles (ooh)
Never wanna put my heart on the line (ooh)
But swimmin' in your water's something spiritual (ooh)
I'm born again every time you spend the night (ooh)
'Cause your sex takes me to paradise
Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
