Jokes For Programmers

Not sure if it's the right sub but hey I had to let it out

Broo you're still using C?? What do you use to program, a rock? LoL I can do whatever your code does, in just two lines. What do you say? Your 1947284 lines code is faster than my 2 lines code? Well, you should respect other people's preferences.

You know you have Intel graphics when rendering a triangle uses 100% of your GPU...

In function ‘_RandomAccessIterator std::__find(_RandomAccessIterator, _RandomAccessIterator, const _Tp&, std::random_access_iterator_tag) [with _RandomAccessIterator = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator*, std::vector > >, _Tp = int]’:

Starting to work in data analytics be like:

Will HTML be able to pass this test?

Great typo

I was asked to look into a possible data breach on a very old website. This was the SQL injection protection...

I still don’t use them

Non Spongable Token

Some daily meetings do be like that

It's not a single case , it's my life.

*our job security

it's time to give up

The biggest benefit of being a C++ dev

It's hard to keep up

I cried at that moment.

They have a job to keep!

"It Just Works"