Jesse Watters

💥 BOOM: SPENCER PRATT TURNED RAMAN NOODLES INTO SOUP, AND KATIE POTATOES IS OFFICIALLY MASHED 🥔🍜😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2062335174726037513/video/1 @JessePrimetime

AI CAN'T REPLICATE THIS: THE SECRET TO GETTING HIRED IS EXPENSIVE PAPER STOCK— THEY FEEL IT IN THEIR FINGERS 📄😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061978348910264686/video/1 @JessePrimetime

LATE NIGHT MELTDOWN: KIMMEL IS CRYING OVER COLBERT GETTING CANCELLED WHILE HIS OWN RATINGS ARE IN THE TOILET 📺💀😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061977926254415912/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WOW: JILL BIDEN ADMITS SHE WHEELED HER POSSIBLY STROKING HUSBAND TO WAFFLE HOUSE INSTEAD OF A HOSPITAL— AND NOW SHE WANTS YOU TO BUY HER BOOK 🧇📚😬 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061977612591722565/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WOW: NIPPLE NAZI PLATNER HAS THREE THERAPISTS, A TOILET SELFIE, AND A MOMMY-FUNDED OYSTER FARM— WHERE DID THE DEMOCRATS FIND THIS GUY!? 🚽🦪😂 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613395535700316/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 NEW: Sage Steele says she’s “PROUD” of Giants QB Jaxson Dart for “STANDING FIRM” on SUPPORTING TRUMP 🇺🇸 🏈 @ SageSteele: “When the voters came after him, he stood firm and said, I'm not going to apologize… that's what happens when you come from a really good family” “This https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613388531453990/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🤯 WOW: PEOPLE ARE BURNING DOWN NEW JERSEY BECAUSE THE ICE DETENTION CENTER MENU ISN’T UP TO SNUFF 🌮🙄 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061613122406801754/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 MUST WATCH: Dan Bongino just DESTROYED the Democrat Party’s BENCH 🚨 @ DBongino: “I miss a good old-fashioned campaign scandal, remember, like a binder full of women's resumes and Bill Clinton like you smoke a doobie, and it was like a big deal?” 🤣 “Now we got a guy who's https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2061609320798896316/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 TURNS OUT WOMEN NEED MEN AFTER ALL — ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY NEED HELP HEAVY LIFTING 💥 BE MASCULINE, GENTLEMEN 🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060536221248491544/video/1 @JessePrimetime

THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE KNICKS AND FIGURE OUT WHAT TEAM CHEMISTRY ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE 🏀💥🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060535347532984717/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 ALERT: JEFF BEZOS' ROCKET JUST EXPLODED ON THE LAUNCH PAD 🚀💥 AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST THING IN OUR SKIES 🚨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060530594417692735/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 HILARIOUS: Stephen Miller just DESTROYED James “TOFU” Talarico’s CAMPAIGN🚨 “When Talarico goes in for a blood test… SOY MILK COMES OUT” 🥛🤣 “This man has LESS TESTOSTERONE than CROCKETT” 🔥 “I think it's brave that the Democratic Party would choose Texas of all places to https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060164930473480305/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. AND IRAN JUST AGREED TO A DEAL 🚨 NEXT STEP? TRUMP’S SIGN OFF https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060163057091842433/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 NEW: Billy Bush says it’s “PRATT DADDY SUMMER” 🤣 @ HotMicsBilly: “You cannot take your eyes off the guy… He has a fight in front of him. He has to keep doing what he's doing, which is relentless” 🔥 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060162354386477426/video/1 @JessePrimetime

WE HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT JAMES TALA-FREAKO 🤨 https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060161302773780630/video/1 @JessePrimetime

IT'S NOT EPCOT — IT'S AN ICE FACILITY 🚨 Detainees charged with HOMICIDE and CHILD RAPE are hunger striking because they don’t like the MENU 🍽️ Chicken chimichangas? 🌮 Jerk chicken?🍗 Pico de gallo? 🍅 And who's behind it? IMMIGRATION LAWYERS — paid for by YOUR tax dollars — https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2060159705046192190/video/1 @JessePrimetime

TALA-FREAKO HAS THE MEAT SWEATS 🥩😅💦 The VEGAN candidate CHOKING DOWN MEAT STICKS on camera to prove he's "normal" 🌭🌭🌭 And then there's the GIRLFRIEND… 4 YEARS together. ZERO photos. ZERO sightings. He won't even say her NAME 💃🤔 Does she exist?? 🤨 Is she ALSO a https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2059802929356320822/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 OH NO HE DIDN’T! @ BennyJohnson just BLEW UP the JAMES “TOFU” TALARICO’S Texas Campaign 💣 “This guy is the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light ad of political campaigns” 🤣 “They posted a CRINGE photo of James Talarico eating barbecue, specifically a rib, with a NAPKIN” 🤣 “It's so https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2059798797585113393/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🥖 BONJOUR! A POST-PARIS REPORT… WITH NOTES FOR L.A. 🇫🇷 The French take care of Paris because they CARE… NO homeless, NO graffiti, NO trash — not even a cigarette butt 🚬 GOLD-PLATED DOMES, exquisite statues, world-class museums 🏛️ Random Parisians LOVED Trump's ballroom https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2059444351303028954/video/1 @JessePrimetime

🚨 GRAHAM PLATNER IS ALL OVER THE PLACE 🤡 👮 "ALL COPS ARE PIGS" 💸 SAYS BLACK PEOPLE DON'T TIP 🇩🇪 HAS A NAZI TATTOO… BUT WANTS MEN IN GIRLS' SPORTS 🦞 AN OYSTER FARMER WHO HATES LOBSTERMEN ✝️ CALLED JESUS A ZOMBIE 📂 RNC OPPO FILE IS 5 INCHES THICK 😳 Democrats are gonna https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2059444061690327491/video/1 @JessePrimetime