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NOW — The FAA has sealed off airspace above Anchorage ahead of President Trump’s meeting with Russian President Putin to discuss peace negotiations for Russia-Ukraine.

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PUTIN LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING MELANIA AGAIN Kremlin sources says the Russian President has been 'impressed' by the American First Lady since first meeting her years ago. 'She speaks some Russian and definitely made friends with Putin.' BEEF STEW TO THE RESCUE A little home cooking might be all that's needed. According to well placed sources the First Lady will personally cook for the Russian President during the summit between Putin and Trump. 'The same sources said it was all Melania's idea.' THE GOULASH-PAPRIKASH SUMMIT Sources close to the First Lady who asked not to be named say Melania has taken a 'keen role' in the preparations for Putin's visit to Alaska. She will be making her signature dish which also happens to be Putin's favorite.

PUTIN TO GIVE MELANIA SPECIAL PIECE OF JEWELRY According to inside sources the Russian President will gift the First Lady with a stunning rare Romanov era emerald ring set in a cluster of diamonds.

PUTIN BRINGING RARE GIFT Kremlin sources say the Russian President will give Trump a golden nugget found in Alaska when it was Russian territory.

PUTIN'S ADVANCE TEAM ARRIVES IN ALASKA. According to sourced reports Putin will sleep aboard his plane after Russian advance team members find the Alaskan military base accommodations 'sub par.'

BREAKING 🚨 First Lady Melania Trump is threatening $1 Billion in legal damages against Hunter Biden over his false and defamatory comments wherein he alleged that Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Trump.