Sheeple Bashers

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE! #10 ONCE UPON A TIME, Dick bought an electric car as he wanted to virtue signal to his family & neighbours what a good person he was for caring about the environment! Unfortunately, one day his car caught fire completely unexpectedly but the Fire Brigade couldn't extinguish the fire as electric vehicle fires don't behave like normal fires! Dick ended up £50,000 out of pocket & ridiculed by everyone! Fortunately although nobody died, THEY OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE! #9 ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a boy called Johnny. One day, Johnny cut his penis off as he thought that'd be a really cool, trendy thing to do! All the wokies cheered Johnny for being so brave! However, the very next day, Johnny regretted his decision but there was absolutely nothing he could do about it! When the wokies heard about Johnny's regret, they turned against him bitterly, calling him various 'phobes' & 'ists'! EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER & JOHNNY NO LONGER OWNED A PENIS! 😥

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE! #8 ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nation in the Middle East who kept whingeing that a nasty man named Adolf once killed 6 million of their ancestors. Many believe the figure to be closer to 271,000 tops! However, this sad history hasn't stopped this same people from persecuting Palestinians today or stopped them from being expelled from at least 109 countries as they kept pissing people off! ☹️ EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!