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Poorly Drawn Lines – Interesting People

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pointless

In general, avoid exposure to any temperatures, pressures, particle energies, or states of matter that physicists think are neat.

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Through a Lot

Curdled milk, of a peculiar kind, made after a Bulgarian recipe and called "yaghurt," is now a Parisian fad and is believed to be a remedy against growing old. A correspondent who has tried it, says he would prefer to die young. (1905, The Elk Falls Journal)

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Theoretical physicist: At the Planck length, uncountably many.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Optimist or Pessimist

Massage: Theoretical (10), Quantum (6), High-energy (2), Computational (1), Marine (1), Astro- (None)

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Apocalypse

'Does the substance feel weird to the touch?' is equally likely to get the answers 'Don't be ridiculous, you would never put your hand near a sample. We have safety protocols.' and 'Yeah, and it tastes AWFUL.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Doubt

Poorly Drawn Lines – History of Humans

Ants have reverse chemtrails--regular citizens spraying chemicals everywhere they go to control the government.

"My parents were both omnitaurs, which is how I got interested in recombination," said the normal human.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Favorite Things

Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.