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Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
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««< Larry »»
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Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you haven't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and his son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. He is not really your Father."
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Middle-School President
Any parent who has had children in middle school is familiar with their teenage excuses. First, they complain that the teachers are mean and assign too much homework, then that the reading is boring, and then when all else fails, they give you that aggrieved look and whine, “It’s tooooo haaaaard.”
The point is that whatever happens, it’s someone else’s fault. It’s annoying when it comes from a 13-year-old. When it comes from the president of the United States and his team, it’s downright terrifying.
#Middle-school #School #Trump
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/08/opinion/donald-trump-middle-school-president.html?_r=0
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She went to Jamshid's bed and had a great time so wants to do it again.
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She was in Shiraz for holidays.
