Existential Comics

"Extra recess? Why do you need recess? When are you ever going to use your recess skills in your adult life?"

"Also...doing weird sex?" "Obviously."

There is nothing more annoying than people believing the same thing you do for dumb reasons.

Human beings are the only animal stupid enough to invent concepts like "rent".

Purely as a philosophical thought experiment, of course, I would have to say that violence is sometimes needed to achieve justice.

In a sense Socrates was killed in a philosophical street fight, like most things in philosophy it just took a long time to get to the point.

Clippy: "it looks like you are having an existential crisis, would you like help creating a meaning to live?"